The narrator explains that he's a freeloader, meaning that he doesn't have to work for a living. He can do whatever he wants with the money he earns from his girlfriend, and he can even cheat her on her. The narrator compares himself to a "freeloader" , meaning a man who is financially dependent on a woman, but who can also be "segmented into sub-egories" . For example, if he has a girlfriend who makes more money than he does, he becomes a "house husband," or a "scum," or even a "pet," depending on the type of freeloader the woman is. In other words, the narrator is a person who does whatever the woman wants, even if it means using violence to get the woman to do it. This is called "smuggling," and it's also called "freeloading," because the woman who gets the freeloader to do whatever she wants is called a "filthy freeloader," and the one who just stays home and does nothing is called the "pet freeloader." The narrator says that he thinks of people who allow him to stay at their house as his employer, and that's the kind of relationship that suits him better than a "romantic" one. He also says that if he can do all the housework, he can go back to his parents' house and see them, which is a good thing, because it means that he can give back to them. He says that working outside is also a good way to give back, too, because you can give money to your parents. He's sure that if you work hard enough, you'll have enough money to live a normal, stable life. He doesn'