It's time to get back into the swing of things, and this time, we're going to talk smack smack about how awesome it is that you're so good at it. First things first: don't you think it's awesome that he's the only one who's been having sex with a woman? Well, that's a pretty big question mark. We'll get to that in a second. But first, let's get back to the subject at hand: what's up with you, dude? You're trying to get me to give up on this girl, but I'm not going to let you do it. I've got a feeling she's going to have sex with someone else before you do. Is it just me or is it something else? You know, the kind of thing you'd do if you were in the middle of a