It's been a long day, and now we're back in the middle of the action. We're introduced to the narrator, who tells us that he's "plop plop online plop plop in" . He's so excited that he can't stop talking about how awesome it is to be in front of his stepmother. He searches for sexy women in porn, and finally he finds one. It turns out that it's his stepmother, and she's in a sexy scene with the narrator's teacher in a hotel room. The narrator is so thrilled to find out that his mom is in the sex scene, that he almost screams. He tells his mom that he was waiting for her, and he wants to tell her something. He wants to know how she got the sexy teacher in the hotel room, and how she managed to get him to do it. He asks her to give him a "better pose" , so that he doesn't look like a "sexy teacher." He wants her to think of him as "one of those guys," and she agrees to do just that.