"Your First Time" is the title of this chapter, and it's the first time we've heard the phrase "your first time." We're not sure if this is a lie or not, but we're pretty sure that's what this chapter is all about. The narrator tells us that she's going to be "gentle" with the girl, and that she doesn't want her "first time" to be the "place where I have my first kiss." She wants to be a "good girl" and "take it all in." The narrator is all, "whh, what is this feeling?" and "splosh" . She's not sure whether or not the girl is lying, but she does want to be gentle with her, and she wants to know if the girl's "first kiss" is "a lie" or "not a lie." She also wants to make sure that the girl isn't "lying" and that the kiss is "honest." She tells the girls to "be a good girl" , and to take the kiss "in." The girl is all "wuh-what-is-this-feeling?" . The girl wants to