The Right Way to Touch Me

The narrator is embarrassed by the way he's been touched. He's afraid that he'll make a face that's weirder than it actually is. He asks the narrator to turn off the lights so that he can see through the moon's light. The narrator doesn't want to do that in the dark, because his senses are even more sensitive. He wonders why he'd be okay with a man touching him, even though he isn't good at it. He also wonders why she's okay with the man touching her, even if she'll be weirder. He tells her that he was just trying to put his hand on her and she was totally touched by it. She tells him that he shouldn't have made fun of her. The tone of the narrator's voice changes, however, when he hears the narrator say that he feels a bit "ticklish inside" of himself. He thanks the narrator for his "unfiltered opinions" . He says that as he gets used to his products, he sometimes forgets what it's like to have his own opinions. But the narrator thanks him anyway. He gives the narrator a special gift: a limited edition of his book.