The narrator asks Sparkle if he's okay with her being down by his "slutty superior" for her "abnormal large" body. Sparkle says that he is, but that he has a "sexy air around him" . The narrator tries to get Sparkle to stop kissing her, but Sparkle is too excited to do so. He kisses her, and the narrator is grossed out by the kiss. He tells Sparkle to "just touch me a little" , and Sparkle says he'll "just push" him a little. Sparkle is so grossed out that he tells the narrator to "calm down" and "just forget all this about it." The narrator then tells us that Sparkle's girlfriend dumped him because he was too big for her . He says that this is not the first time Sparkle has been "laughed at" or "dumped" because of his size.