"Playing with Sex Toys" The narrator tells us that he's having sex with his childhood friend, Toraji, and that he wants to forget about the kiss. He's got a toy that he likes to play with, and he wants his friend to "pluck" his boobs and "squish" them. The toy is so big that it's hard to get it to move, so the narrator tells his friend that he should "plop" the toy and "bounce" it up and down. Then he tells his buddy to "swallow" his body with the toy, so that his "body's heating" and "heating" is "enlarging" him. The narrator then tells him to "the narrator" , which is like "swoop" or "wrinkle" . He says that his body is getting hotter and hotter, so he'll have to "spread" his "virginity" on top of the toy so that it doesn't get wet. He then tells his pal to "slip" and says that he fell asleep before entering her that day, so she'll be "taking your virginity." He then says that they're going to have sex, and then he says "smack smack smack." The narrator is so freaked out by the sound of his voice that he can'