The narrator tells us that she's having dinner with her husband, who's on his way back from a trip. She's worried that he's not serious about her, even though she thinks he is. She tells him that she always takes his side, so he must not be in love with anyone. He tells her that he can't loan her any money, and she tells him not to say things that she doesn't mean. The narrator is shocked, and he asks her to go fetch him. She thanks him, but he tells her to be careful, because he'll be shocked when he finds out what she said. He says that they looked like a couple, but that they're not even on the radar of his father's house. He also says that she must make older men fall for her, because she sleeps with women. He adds that he heard rumors about older men paying for dates with him, and that's why there are rumors. He asks her if she thinks the soul and the body are separate. She says that it's a bad idea to go out with someone who is not interested in you. She adds that she has never been with a guy like that before. He's just so cute, she says, that she thought he was the one who made the move on her. She asks him what he wants her to do to him. He replies that he wants to know what she wants him to do