Why Am I Being Doted on by Mr. Pervert?

"Why am I being dotted on by Iori," the young man asks himself. He realizes that he is not suited for the kind of man he is now seeing, and he wonders if he will ever have his first kiss. He tells himself that he will end up "an old lady" without having his "first kiss," and he suggests that they hold a "sakamoto- carefree drinking party" after work. The young man tells the manager of the bar that he has found a "really nice bar," but that it is "kind of awkward" for him to go alone. He invites the manager to join him for a drink, and the two of them go off to find someone else.