The narrator apologizes for being such a cold fish. He's actually his older sister, and he's surprised that she's still in love with the guy. He tells her to chill out on the couch, because he'll be there for her when she gets home. The narrator tells her that she should sleep in her closet, because it's nice to chase your sister away like that. She's not the only one who likes to chase her sister away, though. She tells the narrator that she just designed a bunch of wedding clothes, and she wants her male model to be the one who shows off her wedding clothes.