The narrator tells us that the guy in the picture is his mother's son, who was raised by his single, loving mother. The narrator says he's a good boy, and he hates tomatoes. He's also a little sadistic, and his sister has a sister who's just like him. The two of them tease each other about the fact that they're both "bottoms" and that they can "switch positions" if they want to. They're in the middle of a "restau rant" , and the narrator says it's "so windy" that they don't want to warm up and cozy up at their apartment. He says he has always wanted the guy to try kissing him, and now that he does, he feels awkward and shy. He tries to get him to kiss him, but he doesn't seem to like it. He teases him about how he can "fit this many fingers clench in you" . He also teases her about how she's so sweet, and that she shouldn't have to endure his "sweetness" if she wants to have sex with him.