It's been a long time coming, and now it's finally finished. The narrator tells us that he's finished his "ultimate perfume" , which is basically a kind of cologne that smells like the smell of rotting flesh. He tells us to sniff for the "hotness" in the air, because there are different kinds of hotness in different parts of the city. erza says that there's "something" she'd like to show the narrator, but she can't find it. She's afraid of the smell, so she's not sure what to do. She tells the narrator to sniff if the smell makes him or her "infected" . She also tells him to "plow sniff" if he or she smells anything that might be a sign of infection. She says that they've lost their "lucy" and that there are "hot guys" all over the city who would like to be rescued. They've all gotten separated, but they're not afraid of each other. They can smell the scent of "alzack," "bisca," and "asuka" in their perfume. They also smell the "splash splash" of the "dragon slayer" and the "remarkably happy" smell of a "splash happy." They're worried about what's going to happen to them when they get back to the mainland. They don't know what'll happen to the island, so they have to "sniff sniff sniff" for signs of infection