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The next morning, bombos wakes up the old man and tells him to hurry up because he's been waiting for him to die. The old man is all, "dude, I hope you're dead today, because I'm going to beat you up with my club." He's not happy about that. He wants to die happy, because he doesn't want his old man to be happy. He tells the man to sit down and relax. He asks the man what's up, and the man says, "suphump jackass" . The man says he hopes he'll die today, but the man can't believe it. He says he'd rather die happy than be happy with his old life. The guy is all "okay" , and then the man starts yelling at him. He calls him a "fatass," and says he stomped on him with his club, and now he wants to beat him up with his cake . He claps and thanks the man for beating him up, too, and says it's a good sign that he didn't touch him. Then he says he beat up the man without touching him, and thanks him for being so nice to him. Now he can fix his balcony, which is a big "bonus point" for style. He also says that the man must have been "a total badass" because he never told anyone in the neighborhood that he lived there. Now, he says, the man is going to bring a "qualifier" to the neighborhood this winter, and that's going to be a big deal. That's cool, says the man, because it means he can "smash his face in," "humiliate veng," and "fly out of here
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Bombos vs. Everything • Chapter 2 • Page ik-page-516445
Chapter 2
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This is a locked chapterChapter 2
About This Chapter
The next morning, bombos wakes up the old man and tells him to hurry up because he's been waiting for him to die. The old man is all, "dude, I hope you're dead today, because I'm going to beat you up with my club." He's not happy about that. He wants to die happy, because he doesn't want his old man to be happy. He tells the man to sit down and relax. He asks the man what's up, and the man says, "suphump jackass" . The man says he hopes he'll die today, but the man can't believe it. He says he'd rather die happy than be happy with his old life. The guy is all "okay" , and then the man starts yelling at him. He calls him a "fatass," and says he stomped on him with his club, and now he wants to beat him up with his cake . He claps and thanks the man for beating him up, too, and says it's a good sign that he didn't touch him. Then he says he beat up the man without touching him, and thanks him for being so nice to him. Now he can fix his balcony, which is a big "bonus point" for style. He also says that the man must have been "a total badass" because he never told anyone in the neighborhood that he lived there. Now, he says, the man is going to bring a "qualifier" to the neighborhood this winter, and that's going to be a big deal. That's cool, says the man, because it means he can "smash his face in," "humiliate veng," and "fly out of here
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