In this short story, we learn that Milady is in love with Milady. Milady, however, is not in love. She is only pretending to be in love so Milady can squeeze her in. This is not Milady's first time in love, and she is not the first to try to squeeze someone in. She has been in love before, but Milady has never tried to "squeeze" someone in love in such a way. She apologizes for this, and Milady admits that she would have done the same thing if Milady had asked her to eat her.