"The pure hearted puppy" , the narrator tells us, "it's hot" . Uh-oh. It's actually hotter than we thought it would be , and the narrator's pretty sure it's because he's a "pure-hearted puppy." He tells us that the puppy's collarbones are starting to grow straighter and straighter, which is a big "duh" for the narrator. He tells the puppy that he'll be "touching" him around the collarbones a little bit, but that he doesn't want to "make a move on" the puppy. The puppy is all "uh-oh" and then he starts freaking out. The narrator tells him to "swallow . . gulp" and the puppy starts to yelp. He's not sure what's going on