The King of Masturbation tells us that he's been going to a brothel for a while now, but he doesn't seem to be having any sex. He's worried that his health is getting worse and that he might have to cut back on his sex life. The King says that he knows a way to make you stop going to the brothel. He says that if he can handle just one week without having sex with a girl, then he'll have sex with just one hand. He promises to watch over him for a week to make sure that he won't stop.