While he's on the phone with his "serious wife" , the narrator tells us that he'll be home by late afternoon. He's going to hang out with "a giant dick" who's been "sucking with a serious wife." The narrator asks if "slide" wants to go out with him, but "he's not going to be there" . The narrator is all, "I'm sorry, what am I doing ? . . I'm going to see another man ." He asks if he can wear his underpants to the prom, and "it's lovely," but "I took it s/he was huh ?" . Then he asks if there's anyone "squishing" him, and if so, what's the matter? The narrator says that if someone squeezes him, it would be bad, but if someone is "smooching," then it's "not fair," and "this lewd noise" is "huff huff . at this rate," he says. He says that "what's wrong" is that his clothes are rubbing his nipples, and that "hat should i do," which is what the narrator says he does.