The song begins with a familiar refrain: "show me thy sexy side / Care taker !" . It's a reference to the fact that the song's title character is a college student who's been "retiring" into the world of "boring" things like "economics" and "marriage." The song then turns to the subject of the man's "sexy side" and asks him if he's ever been "real lonely" . The man replies that he was once married, and that he hasn't been lonely in a long time. The song ends with a sexual pun: "gettin down, and dirty with this un / Right hot here / Next ladies door lately / I've been looking out milfs, and like / They look like theyre super turn-ed on when mommy milkers gets pinched and stuff." .