The narrator tells the audience that he doesn't like the president. He's not a fan of smiling all the time. He says that the moment he fell in love was when he realized that he was in love with the man. The narrator says that he's sorry that he didn't get the chance to say goodbye to the man, but he also says that it's because he was so fragile that he couldn't bear to leave him. He admits that he dated her briefly, but that she was too cold and exasperating to do the job she was supposed to do. He thinks she's cute, and says that she always seems to be angry. He adds that he thought he was used to being badmouthed by his ex at work, but now he thinks it was just the way she acted. He