The narrator tells us that he and Roxane met at a party, and that he's not sleeping with Roxane tonight. He tells Roxane to go out with him, and she agrees, saying that she's "into guys as well" . Roxane is all, "you've totally missed up a thing a waste" , and the narrator says that she was planning to introduce him to her parents, and he knew he had to get away from that . He says that he won't be able to judge Roxane's new boyfriend until he sleeps with him. He also says that there's a lot of bad smell in the air, which makes him feel sad. He wants to kiss her, but he can't because he'd rather have sex with someone else. He asks Roxane if she'd feel jealous if she were to feel that way. She says she would, but she doesn't want to hurt her feelings, so she kisses him anyway. He's so happy that he kisses her, that he wants to make her moan even more. He calls him a "suck slip" and a "puck drop" and says he'll kiss her "so freaking cute" if he can. He kisses her and says, "shake suck" and "shake thrust" and so on, and then he calls her a "clacking cute" and asks her to grab his "dick" and choke him. She trembles and says she'll "make you moan" even more if she can. She calls him "shake shift" and he says he can "hold back any longer" and then they kiss again and again, and finally they kiss and say they're having sex.