The chapter opens with a soliloquy by the narrator, who begins by saying that he wants a girlfriend. He wants someone older than himself, someone who can run the household and be a good role model. He tells the audience that he's not sure if he wants to be a housewife or a doctor, but he wants someone who will be good at running the household. The narrator tells us that he has a crush on a teacher named Sugo and a student named Shuo. Sugo is a good student, but Shuo is a terrible teacher. The two of them pass each other in the hallway of the teacher's office, and Sugo asks Shuo if he'd like to meet him. Shuo replies that he would like to, but Sugo won't let him meet him because it's "useless" for him to do so. The teacher tells Sugo that he will wake him up later, and the two go off to have sex.