In this short scene, the narrator laments the fact that the "balance of power" at the school has shifted to the "geeky and downtrodden" . The bullies and "trust fund babies" have been "humiliated" by the "awesomeness" of the students. He laments that the party he's throwing for his friends is the "worst party ever" and that the girls will be dancing with the "Ninja guy" instead of with him. He's got a message for the girls: "Don't listen to nothin' and never see / Me comin' 'cause i'm / ninja guy . . got a clear mind !" . He also tells the girls that they're wasting their time at the party and that they should attack the "white dragons" instead. He tells them that if they don't attack, two of them will rise up to take the place of the one who's been defeated. The girls are all "off my Christmas card list" , he says, and they can't "just give up" and let him go. He warns them that the police, the military, and "someone will stop you" if they continue to throw parties like this.