Onozaki wants to know everything about Onazaki, and he's not just talking about his physical appearance. He's also asking about his emotional life. Onazuka is all, "I'm in love with you, and I'm going to marry you." He'd like to know what's going on between him and his wife, and onozaki doesn't want to know about it. He just wants to talk about how awesome he is, and how awesome his wife is. He wants to ask about his relationship with his father, and about how great his mother is. But onazuka's got a problem: he wants to be his father's friend, and his mother's too busy to be a good friend. So he wants his father to be the one who's always there for him, and that's why he asks his mother to coach him. Onozuka is totally confused by this, and tries to convince him that he needs a new coach, but onozuka can't figure out how to get him to change his mind. He tries to get on his knees and confess his feelings to him, but he'll have to hold onto his grip, and then he won't be able to do so.