Just one time, just one time. That's how the narrator describes the scene in which he pretends to be having an illicit sexual encounter with a "peculiar" woman. He's all, "I'll do this one time and everything will be okay" . And he's right. It's the only time he'll ever have sex with a woman, and he wants to do it right now. He wants to make sure it's "just one time" , so he puts his penis in the woman's butt. She's so cute, in fact, that the narrator asks if she's really having an affair with him. She says no, and the narrator says, "You don't want me to do this to you anymore, you've got to make your pussy stand instead . s . Shut up, I'm not going to play with you any more." The narrator says that's because he doesn't have sex anymore, and that he has to make his pussies stand instead. He says that he'd rather "swallow" than "play with your pussie a little more." And he says that the penis is "so tight and wet" that he