In this chapter, we're introduced to the "waiter" who works at the home of the "home clerk" . He's the kind of guy who's always on the lookout for new ways to make his job easier. We're told that he's a little obsessed with the fact that the guy he works for doesn't seem to like him any more than the guy who works for him does. We also learn that the home clerk's favorite thing to do is to "suck" the guy's "pants" and "puck" him. We learn that this is a pretty common practice for men to do at home, but it's especially common for women to do it