Rinehart tells us that he has decided that he will live the life everyone dreamed of: he will be the richest person on the face of the earth. He has trained himself and studied his enemy every day in order to find the perfect weapon, food, and erotica. After a long search, he finds the perfect one, and he has more than he needs of all three. He tells us how he came to know of a "bucket list" , and how he has been doing everything he can to cross it off to "oh" . He says that he is falling in love with her, and that she is the one who listens to his complaining every day. He thanks her for everything she has done for him, and says he is ready to leave.