It's the day before Valentine's Day, and the narrator is in the middle of dressing up for the big day. He's worried that he's going to be rejected by the guy he wants to spend the rest of his life with. He wants to make sure that he looks good and that he doesn't make a fool of himself. He also wants to be sure that the guy who he'll be rejecting isn't the one who's in love with him. The narrator is all, "I'm so glad I'm not the only one rejecting this guy!" .