"All smiles" is the title of this short scene from the play. It's set in the mid-'80s in Florida, and it's about a fifteen-year-old girl named Elega. Elega tells the audience that she's been kidnapped and that her kidnapper is none other than Ralphie. She's also upset that Ralphie and Orson have gotten their hands on each other, and that they're giving Orson a place to "recover honestly" . She also tells them that she doesn't think Orson's mom would want him to tell her that she was kidnapped, since she smells like fish. She tells Ralphie that he's a "sucky actress" and that she spent a year "being tortured" , and she tells him that he needs to stop "snorting" that "shit" and stop being such a jerk to her. She says that they have only a few weeks until Elega will be out of his life forever, so they've got to figure out a way to make some extra money. She asks Ralphie to pick her up and take her to the "garage" to get her stuff.