The chapter opens with a flashback to the first time the narrator met the dorm captain. The narrator tells us that he wants to move out of his room, but the school won't let him. The school requires that students live with their roommates, so why is the teacher still so mean? The narrator says that the girl he's going to be living with is the "real" version of a Disney princess. She's wealthy, and her family loves her like a princess. The teacher says that she's bringing her boyfriend into the room, and the girl's dad owns a corgi, which means that the teacher is going to become a grandpa. The two of them go shopping together.