"Even though cum sucks, it's still a good time" , the narrator tells us. He's about to give his "boy friend's" big brother a "pleasure squelch squelch" . But first, he's got to get the heck out of the way of the boy's "big brother" who's trying to "clasp down" his "dick." The narrator tells the boy to "stop" and "plop ah !" , and then he'll "keep thrusting inside" the boy. The boy is so freaked out by the whole thing that he can't even stand it. The narrator promises to "do you so much" that the boy won't be able to "stand" anymore. Finally, he says, the boy needs to "swoop" the big brother and "swamp" him so that his "tight vag" doesn't "feel good . . you know, like you're supposed to feel when you have sex with a man." This is the first time we've heard this kind of thing before, so we're not sure what to make of it. But the narrator promises that he will be teaching the boy "a lot of stuff" by the end of the chapter.