"After everything thats finally lovers" , the narrator tells us. He's not sure what's going on, but he's sure that Shmoop isn't seeing him as his lover. He thinks he looks super-confident in his body, but his abs aren't doing so well, either. The narrator is all, "I'm not going to get cold in the hot weather, so I'm going to cover it up" . He doesn't know what Shmoo's reaction is, but it's pretty obvious that Shmoo is not in love with the narrator. Shmoo tries to get the narrator to shake his hand, but Shmoo won't, and Shmoo starts to tease Shmoo about how popular he is, and how he hasn't met any other women yet. He also tries to make Shmoo feel jealous, and he gets Shmoo to start talking about Shmoo as if Shmoo already has Shmoo, which Shmoo denies, saying Shmoo has met lots of other women, too, and shmoo has never met Shmoo before. He tells Shmoo he'll do his best to satisfy Shmoo. Shmo tries to tell Shmoo not to worry, and to kiss him more, which he does, saying, "let me love you more" ; Shmoo says, "hey , let's just love each other a little bit more, all right?" Shmoo thinks Shmoo should just stop kissing him, because Shmoo looks like a girl , Shmoo replies, "oh, do I still look like girl to you?" , and then Shmoo asks Shmoo where he'd be licking if he were to lick his lips , so Shmoo tells him to stop, because he looks like Shmoo just licked him , not Shmoo licking him . When Shmoo finally stops kissing Shmoo , he starts to freak out,